Where is the Lifeguard

Well with my diagnosis of osteoarthritis in my shoulder the humans thought it would be a good idea to take me swimming at the canine fitness pool to see if I liked it. They said it would be good exercise as I get older.
THEY TRIED TO KILL ME! Honestly I was going to DIE! I hated it - look at the picture - do I look like I am having fun? I couldnt smell anything but Chemicals and I couldnt hear becuse everything echoed and I AM BLIND - Humans are crazy things....